Mario

Mario appears in My Roommate Mario.

My Roommate Mario:
"It's a me, Mario!"

"Want to play some Mario Kart?"

"How about some Mario World?"

"Mario Golf?"

"How about Super Duper Mario Rainbow Factory?"

"It could be."

"Oh come on, we can throw some fireballs just like this."

"You said only when Bowser's around."

"Can I see it?"

"I'm a great at logos. Show me what it looks like."

"Hmmmm... It's good. But, it needs more Mario."

"It needs more Mario."

"I disagree. Watch this."

"There. Better."

"It's a perfect. Now just send it."

"Light this--eh--oh--Here we go!"

"It was perfect!"

"It was a perfect."

"Oh, don't worry, he's going to love it."

"Told you."

My Roommate Mario: Super Mario Wee:
"I've got to save the a princess! What the? Are you throwing a hammers? Who throws a hammers as a weapon? This is ridiculous. Lame!"

"Ohh. Where the princess?"

"Ohh. Hey, where's the restroom? I have to wee a really a bad."

"But, theres a plumbing everywhere. Where does that piper go?"

"Oh! I got to go so a bad!"

"Oh, great idea."

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHH........ahhhhh..."

"Whew! Better. So, how's about a sink? Anywhere to wash a my hands?"

"No sink? so, no one in the whole kingdom a washes there hands?"

"Eeeee..."

"And that's a why I've always a-wear gloves."

Annoying Orange: Super Mario:
"Oh! I've got to save the princess. Hey, where's the Bowser? He's usually in here."

"What was that? Sounded like it came from over here. Princess? Toad?"

"Whoa... what did you do with the princess and Toad?"

"No, is more like, you know, mushroom."

"All right, enough of the funny stuff. Are you ready to a-fight?"

"Well, then try out one of my spicy meatballs."

"Is not the boogers, and I'm not a Mr. Pick-and-Flick. I'm Super Mario."

"No-no-no-no-no, it's a Super Mario, not SpagettiO."

"What do you mean, uh-oh?"

"(frustrated groan) Fireball."

"Well, you no-good two-bit orange."

"(groans) Don't make me take-a my gloves off. I can get-a real mean when I want to. Just you ask to my brother Luigi."

"(groans loudly) You tell me where the princess is or else."

"Shell? What are you a-taking about, you crazy orange?"

"Oh! (shrunk down)"

"Oh great, you a-shrunked me. You're like a big orange Rick Moranis."

"Could be worse? Now I'll never find the princess. How could it possibly be worse?"

"What?"

"Oh! (got hit by a bullet)"